If I Had A Bison

If I had a bison, I’d feed it lots of grass
And when it got real big I would eat it up at last
If I had a bison, we’d all have steaks for years
But I still don’t have a bison after searching all these years

The other day I went out for a drive
A bison walked right up by my side
Man, it was lookin’ tasty, it looked good
The ranger said don’t eat it or I’ll haul you off to jail

If I had a bison, I’d feed it lots of grass
And when it got real big I would eat it up at last
If I had a bison, we’d all have steaks for years
But I don’t have a bison so we’ll have to eat a deer

At dinner I settled in my chair
Old Faithful Inn nostalgia everywhere
The waiter said I know just what you need
Then brought me out a plate full of huckleberry pie.

If I had a bison, I’d feed it lots of grass
And when it got real big I would eat it up at last
If I had a bison, we’d all have steaks for years
But I don’t have a bison so let’s all just drink some beer.

Zak Knott

The other day I mentioned this song in my post. It seems that Mt. Washburn inspires me to be musical.

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