Trader Joe’s cashier to Zoe in a sweet, ooey- gooey voice: Are little Blake?

Zoe stares blankly.

Me (slightly confused): Uh, no. This is Zoe. Say hi, Zoe.

Zoe (waving): hiiiiii.

Cashier: (To Zoe) Oh, you don’t really look like a Blake. (To me) Why does your shirt say “I heart Blake”?

Me: Because I love Blake from American Idol.

Cashier (weakly smiling): Would you like your milk in a bag?

If you tired to call us from 8-10 last night you got a busy signal because I was hitting redial over and over calling 1-866-IDOLS02.

GO BLAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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