Blake

Trader Joe’s cashier to Zoe in a sweet, ooey- gooey voice: Are little Blake? Zoe stares blankly. Me (slightly confused): Uh, no. This is Zoe. Say hi, Zoe. Zoe (waving): hiiiiii. Cashier: (To Zoe) Oh, you don’t really look like a Blake. (To me) Why does your shirt say “I heart Blake”? Me: Because I […]

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