Zoe is wearing a belt for the first time in quite awhile today. I undid it before she went potty. When she finished she came back downstairs holding the belt.
Me: You don’t have to take off the belt when you go potty.
Zoe: But I might pee on it.
Me: No, you won’t pee on it.
Zoe: But you and Daddy do.
Me: We do what?
Zoe: Pee on your belt.
Me: No, dear, that actually isn’t an issue for either one of us.
Zoe: Oh. So I keep my belt on when I go potty?
Zoe: Oh. Ok.
Yet another important lesson learned in the Knott household.