Funny Quotes

Zoe is at the most hilarious age.  Every other sentence just cracks us up.  And then the every other ones are still beginning with “Why…?”  Here are a few funny statements she’s made in the past few days.

As we’re tucking her into bed Zoe said, “I don’t know what we’re doing now.”

Standing in the IKEA bathroom stall Zoe said to me, “Do you want me to wipe for you?”

While poking my arm Zoe said, “I am pushing Mom’s buttons.”

After I smooshed a corn kernel on my dinner plate Zoe said, “That’s called playing with your corn.”

As she’s hugging Ellie Zoe said, “This is my friend, Ellie.”

After being picked up from the IKEA playland and asked if she had fun Zoe said, “Not really.”

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