Tru Green


Guy:  Hi. Is the homeowner home?

Me (holding Elle):  I’m the homeowner.

Guy:  Ohh, you look…., well, anyways.

Me (in my head):  Anyways is not a word.  It’s anyway.

Guy:  I’m with Tru Green Lawn Care and am in your neighborhood to get your lawn set up for the summer.

Me:  We’re not interested, but thank you.

Guy (pointing to our patchy, unlandscaped, somewhat mostly brown grass):  Well, what are your plans for your lawn this year?

Me:  Make my husband mow it every week or so.

And then I shut the door.  Are we supposed to do more than mow?

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