Ding-Dong Guy:  Hi. Is the homeowner home? Me (holding Elle):  I’m the homeowner. Guy:  Ohh, you look…., well, anyways. Me (in my head):  Anyways is not a word.  It’s anyway. Guy:  I’m with Tru Green Lawn Care and am in your neighborhood to get your lawn set up for the summer. Me:  We’re not interested, […]

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